Welcome to the Wonky Wedge Co.!

We specialize in the production of the most irregularly-shaped objects this side of the factory.

Lobster Tails Curved Spoons Toys with Teeth

Our Wonky Wedges

• Pointy Pyramids
• Lobster-Wedged Spoons
• Wobbly Wedges

Our Methods

• We use a combination of AI, robotics, and sheer human ingenuity to craft our wonky shapes.
• We have developed a proprietary algorithm for generating irregularly shaped objects.
• We source our materials from the finest suppliers of wonky materials.

Our Team

• Meet our fearless leader: Bob the Wonky.
• Meet our resident shape genius: Jane the Janitor.
• Meet our team of 10 wonky wedge enthusiasts.